Meet Chatty Patty:Your 24/7 Rental AssistantWho Never Sleeps

Patty handles tenant inquiries, pre-qualifies prospects, and schedules showings automatically—while you focus on running your properties.

Responds in under 2 min
Works nights & weekends
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Chatty Patty

Your friendly rental assistant

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You Know the Drill...

Every Massachusetts landlord knows this pain. You list a property and your phone explodes.

50+

Messages Per Day

Same question, over and over

90%

Are Unqualified

Can't afford it, bad credit, or just browsing

24/7

They Never Stop

Midnight, 6 AM, during dinner...

Your Phone Never Stops

Ding! Another notification at 11:47 PM

Copy-Paste Gets Old Fast

Same response, different person, repeat 50x

Miss One? They're Gone

Good tenants move on to the next listing

No Time to Screen Properly

Rush decisions lead to bad tenants

New message: "Is this still..."

John: "Hello, is this available?"

Sarah: "Still available??"

Mike: "hi available?"

47 unread messages

The result? 10-15 hours of your time per vacancy, units sitting empty longer, and money left on the table. That's where Patty comes in.

Meet Patty

Patty Never Sleeps

While you're sleeping, working, or enjoying family time, Patty is handling every single inquiry professionally.

Patty Responds in Under 2 Minutes

24/7/365. Never miss a good tenant because you were busy.

"Hi! I'm Patty. Yes, this property is available. To schedule a viewing, I need to ask you a few quick questions..."

Patty Pre-Qualifies Every Lead

Income verification, move-in date, pet screening - all automated.

"What's your monthly income? This property requires 3x the rent to qualify..."

Patty Only Sends You Qualified Leads

Wake up to a list of pre-screened, serious tenants ready to view.

✓ 3 qualified leads scheduled for showings on Tuesday

The Difference Is Night and Day

❌ Without Patty

  • • Phone buzzing all night long
  • • Copying and pasting the same responses
  • • Missing good tenants while you sleep
  • • Wasting time on unqualified inquiries
  • • Stressed and exhausted

✓ With Patty

  • • Sleep peacefully - Patty handles everything
  • • Professional responses sent instantly
  • • 24/7 coverage, never miss a lead
  • • Only talk to pre-qualified tenants
  • • Fill vacancies faster with less stress

How Patty Works in 3 Simple Steps

Set it up once, and Patty handles everything automatically

1

You List Your Property

Post on Facebook, Craigslist, Zillow—wherever you want. Add Patty's phone number and she'll handle all the inquiries.

2

Patty Takes Over (Automatic)

When prospects text, Patty responds instantly (under 30 seconds—even at 2am). She answers their questions naturally, pre-qualifies them based on YOUR criteria, books showings on YOUR schedule, and sends automatic reminders.

3

You Show Up (Patty Did the Work)

You meet pre-qualified prospects at scheduled times. They got reminders from Patty and are expecting you. After the showing, Patty follows up automatically, sends application links, and keeps them warm until they apply or pass.

See Patty In Action

Real conversations showing how Patty handles prospects naturally

Quick Inquiry Response

Is this still available?

P

Hi! I'm Patty, the assistant for this property. Yes! 2BR for $2,200/month, available Dec 1. Where did you see this listing?

Zillow

P

Great! Just to make sure this fits—the property requires $6,600/month income. Does that work?

Scheduling Made Easy

Yes, I make $7,200

P

Perfect! I have showings Thu 4pm, Sat 2pm, or Sun 11am. Which works?

Saturday 2pm

P

You're scheduled! I'll text a reminder the day before.

Massachusetts Landlords Love The Peace of Mind

"I listed my 3-bed in Cambridge and got 73 messages in the first day. Patty handled ALL of them while I was at work. Game changer!"

Sarah M., Cambridge

Landlord since 2019

"Finally, I can list on Facebook Marketplace without dreading the message avalanche. Worth every penny."

Mike D., Somerville

Manages 12 units

"My phone used to blow up at all hours. Now I wake up to a neat list of qualified tenants. It's amazing."

Lisa K., Brookline

Part-time landlord

Immediate Benefits for Landlords

100%

Response Rate

Never miss another inquiry

80%

Fewer Time Wasters

Patty filters out unqualified leads

15+ hrs

Saved Per Listing

Get your evenings back

Everything Patty Does For You

One price, all features included—no add-ons or hidden fees

Patty responds 24/7

Never miss a lead

Patty pre-qualifies prospects

Only meet qualified tenants

Patty schedules showings

No more text tennis

Patty sends reminders

Reduces no-shows by 60%

Patty follows up after showings

Automatic application reminders

Dashboard

See all of Patty's conversations in one place

Legally Compliant

Patty accepts Section 8 automatically

Simple, Transparent Pricing

One price. Unlimited messages handled. Complete peace of mind.

$199

per listing

Responds to unlimited messages 24/7
Pre-qualifies every single inquiry
Schedules showings automatically
Sends you only qualified leads
Works with Facebook, Craigslist, Zillow & more
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MassLandlords members save 20% - Just $159 per listing

No setup fees • No monthly subscriptions • 100% money-back guarantee

Perfect For

Property managers who want Patty handling the tire-kickers

Landlords tired of being chained to their phone

Anyone who values their time at more than $20/hour

Managers who want to fill vacancies faster

Frequently Asked Questions

Will prospects know it's AI?

Yes—Patty is transparent. Her first message says "Hi! I'm Patty, the AI assistant for this property. I can answer questions and schedule showings." Prospects appreciate instant responses more than they care about talking to a human.

What if someone asks something Patty can't answer?

Patty handles 90% of questions. For anything unusual, she says "Great question—let me have the landlord follow up on that" and notifies you to follow up directly.

What about fair housing compliance?

Built-in. Patty accepts all rental assistance programs as required by law. She only screens based on legitimate criteria you set (income, credit, rental history).

Can I customize the screening questions?

Absolutely. Choose from 11 standard questions, set your own minimums (credit score, income multiple, pet restrictions), and we configure Patty to match your requirements.

Money-Back Guarantee

List your next vacancy with Chatty Patty. If you don't save at least 10 hours and fill it faster, we'll refund your $199. No questions asked.

We've never had a property manager use Patty and go back to handling inquiries manually.

Ready to Let Patty Handle Your Next Vacancy?

Join hundreds of Massachusetts landlords who've taken back their nights and weekends. Let Patty handle the chaos while you focus on what matters.

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Your first peaceful evening in months
Wake up to qualified leads, not chaos
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